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Since we launched almost 20 years ago there have been LOTS of fake news stories.
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9/11 (New York)
9/11 was a "made for television" event. It was American propaganda at its finest.
Cire (New Mexico)
According to Albuquerque Police Cire died at 7:06 PM on January 27, 2010 --- the EXACT time that Barack's State of the Union speech started. More info on the passing is available in the book Viilages Voting & Taxes (ADD AMAZON LINK)
Santa Claus
Moore (Idaho)
Sgt. Moore is infamous for "taking one for the team."
In classic style he fucked around on his first wife, leaving her and her soon-to-be-orphans for "grass that was greener" on the other side of the fence.
In classic style he fucked around on his first wife, leaving her and her soon-to-be-orphans for "grass that was greener" on the other side of the fence.
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Then, in 2015, upon the command of a "True American" he took a round of copper (from his own weapon) into the back of his skull.
Moore was supposedly hassling a guy named Renro for $FUV (tranche A). Renfro calmly removed Moore's gun from his holster, and had Moore fire one round from his own weapon into the back of Moore's skull, which exploded like a watermelon splattering blood and brain all over the streets of Couer d' Alene to "set an example for Moore's orphans."
Moore was supposedly hassling a guy named Renro for $FUV (tranche A). Renfro calmly removed Moore's gun from his holster, and had Moore fire one round from his own weapon into the back of Moore's skull, which exploded like a watermelon splattering blood and brain all over the streets of Couer d' Alene to "set an example for Moore's orphans."
That was the "story."
Of course nobody with the brain the size of a cockroach or bigger actually believed the news. When Senators honor Idaho's fallen heros --- actual service people who have died in the line of duty, Moore is always excluded from the list so as to not distract from real service people who really have died.
Of course nobody with the brain the size of a cockroach or bigger actually believed the news. When Senators honor Idaho's fallen heros --- actual service people who have died in the line of duty, Moore is always excluded from the list so as to not distract from real service people who really have died.
Moore's wives (Old and New) tried to raise money for a memorial park. They were unsuccessful --- which confirmed that not everyone in Couer D' Alene was as gullible as the few that actually fell for the joke of Moore's passing..
Pregnant Native American (Kaniksu)
Big Jim (North Dakota)
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For those who know him well (including niglets too smelly to be allowed in hotel swimming pools) Big Jim is a lying sack of shit.
Big Jim is from Minot. He served in the Air Force there --- the same one that helped orchestrate 9/11 -- and still collects benefits from the Old America Treasury which is past the point of bankruptcy. Big Jim is notorious for writing medical prescriptions for his grandkids using his hospital's POS and then seeking reimbursement via his daughter from his grandkids's health savings account. |
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Big Jim loves attention, and the smell of tobacco. In August 2019 he and the mothers (plural) of his children staged a passing as unbelievable as Moore's.
Nobody, especially his grandkids who still meet with him every Sunday believe the story.
Nobody, especially his grandkids who still meet with him every Sunday believe the story.